Friday, April 24, 2009

Banquet Night at School and all that Ensued

1. I got out of class at one, helped decorate the J.W. Center
2. Cleaned the stairs in my dorm because they were DIIIIIRRRRRTY.
3. Worked my magic on the hair of two of my friends
4. Fell down the stairs.
5. Made my hair stand on end. (Faux Hawk Style)
6. Put on my friend's dress (I didn't want to wear any of my own)
7. Jumped into Greg's car and drove to the park to take photos
8. Back to the J.W. Center.

9. Surprised Meggie with a camera.

10. This is my date to banquet. His name is Chuck Henry. In this photo he is rawkin' my aviators.
11. Posed for a million photos
12. Fell in love with Mollie's oh-so-'80's blue dress, as well as her face, as well as her...everything, as well as her boyfriend's ducktape suit jacket.
14. Took a picture with Robbie who is practically my twin only a foot and a half taller.
15. MMMM!!!! The highlight of my evening. My favorite friend in the dorm, and my lovely hunk of a date.
16. Watched a scandelous movie
I wore:
greenish dress
spikey hair
plaid chuck taylors
lots of bracelets
blackbird necklace
circle and dots wrist tattoo
LOTS of make-up

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Raindances Anger Thor When He Is Not Allowed To Send Rain On the Ladies' Tea

On Saturday I was with some friends and offered to show them the very effective rain dance which I created last summer. I performed this dance for them by the pond on campus under the glaring sunlight of the mid afternoon. Lovely.

No rain Saturday.

No rain Sunday.

I decided that this was because of the outdoor tea that some girls were doing on campus on Sunday afternoon. The weather gods (probably Thor) had to hold back so that the girls could go through with their plans. I feel like this rather angered Thor, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would love holding back once weather has been danced for.

He sent sleet for Saturday.

He sent wind for Sunday.

We survived a monsoon yesterday.

I hold myself personally responsible.

Saturday, April 18, 2009


Yesterday after dinner my friend Andrea and I went for a walk.

While we were walking past the pond we found my friend, Emily sitting on a bench.

She joined us and we walked for miles. Then we walked back.

On the way back we decided that smoothies were delicious.

Then we went to the grocery store to buy stuff for smoothies
White Grape Juice
And I brewed green tea.

We stole ice from my Resident Director.

Smoothies--top floor of W Dorm. WE WIN!!!!!

Life with friends is delicious.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Things that happen...

Christian girls who Irish Character Hip-Hop....Nuff said.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The Complicated Intricate Relationship That I Have With Ethan, His Questions, Music, and Girlfriend.

I was driving somewhere with my friend, Ethan, the other day and at one point he turned to me and said, "Danny, why do you keep your hair short? I'll bet it would look really pretty long."

"Ethan," I said, "I like my hair short. That is why I keep it that way."

That was the end of the conversation. I forgot about it until about ten minutes later when I burst into tears.

I hate PMS.

Ethan and I are diverse and ironic.

The trip there we sang along with Taylor Swift (we both knew all the words) and the way back we listened to Marilyn Manson and talked about how much he creeps both of us out.

His girlfriend tells him to hang up with her and talk to me.