On Saturday I was with some friends and offered to show them the very effective rain dance which I created last summer. I performed this dance for them by the pond on campus under the glaring sunlight of the mid afternoon. Lovely.
No rain Saturday.
No rain Sunday.
I decided that this was because of the outdoor tea that some girls were doing on campus on Sunday afternoon. The weather gods (probably Thor) had to hold back so that the girls could go through with their plans. I feel like this rather angered Thor, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would love holding back once weather has been danced for.
He sent sleet for Saturday.
He sent wind for Sunday.
We survived a monsoon yesterday.
I hold myself personally responsible.